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Evil Joe Flakko’s Big Day Out
““Joe! Big day!” Joe Linta seemed more like a guidance counselor than an agent, quarterback Joe thought as he met his representative outside of Steve Bisciotti’s office. What a sap, Joe thought. He had stuck with Linta because he liked being someone’s biggest client, but now he could walk into CAA tomorrow and be their biggest client. Joe had heard that when David Beckham signed with the Galaxy and went to their offices in Beverly Hills they had brought out every last employee to applaud the flouncy Brit and his twig wife when they walked in the atrium. Atrium. Linta had a room in Connecticut and a chubby secretary. The pulsation rang in Joe’s ears and told him it was time to fire his agent’s amateur ass, even if his secretary’s ass was quite forgiving. Wait. Not yet. Had to sign the contract first. If he dropped Linta now he could throw off the deal and the whole contract would be shot. Goddamn asshole would just ruin everything just before it was going to be perfect, damn hack with his shitty small office.” 

Evil Joe Flakko’s Big Day Out

“Joe! Big day!” Joe Linta seemed more like a guidance counselor than an agent, quarterback Joe thought as he met his representative outside of Steve Bisciotti’s office. What a sap, Joe thought. He had stuck with Linta because he liked being someone’s biggest client, but now he could walk into CAA tomorrow and be their biggest client. Joe had heard that when David Beckham signed with the Galaxy and went to their offices in Beverly Hills they had brought out every last employee to applaud the flouncy Brit and his twig wife when they walked in the atrium. Atrium. Linta had a room in Connecticut and a chubby secretary. The pulsation rang in Joe’s ears and told him it was time to fire his agent’s amateur ass, even if his secretary’s ass was quite forgiving. Wait. Not yet. Had to sign the contract first. If he dropped Linta now he could throw off the deal and the whole contract would be shot. Goddamn asshole would just ruin everything just before it was going to be perfect, damn hack with his shitty small office.” 


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