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I first met Smrtmnky in the heyday of the Defamer comment section. No one made me laugh  harder on a regular basis than he did back in the days of Grazer Head. I’d read his bon mots aloud to Bry, saying his name as “SmirrMkee” with no other name to go from. Defamer faded and friendships moved to Twitter and eventually, real  life. As whip-smart and witty in person as he is online, anyone has met  him can attest he’s one cool dude to know. His knowledge of movies,  music and the entertainment industry is up there with any other expert  you’ll ever met.  
And now? I know that he makes one of the best guacamoles I’ve  ever tried. Smoky roasted garlic permeates the creamy avocado while the  roasted habanero is the strong — but never overpowering –  baseline in  this guacamole.

Armando’s Roasted Garlic and Habanero Guacamole: Super Bowl Guacamole Extravaganza over on the mothership.
It’s really, really good guacamole.

I first met Smrtmnky in the heyday of the Defamer comment section. No one made me laugh harder on a regular basis than he did back in the days of Grazer Head. I’d read his bon mots aloud to Bry, saying his name as “SmirrMkee” with no other name to go from. Defamer faded and friendships moved to Twitter and eventually, real life. As whip-smart and witty in person as he is online, anyone has met him can attest he’s one cool dude to know. His knowledge of movies, music and the entertainment industry is up there with any other expert you’ll ever met.  

And now? I know that he makes one of the best guacamoles I’ve ever tried. Smoky roasted garlic permeates the creamy avocado while the roasted habanero is the strong — but never overpowering – baseline in this guacamole.

Armando’s Roasted Garlic and Habanero Guacamole: Super Bowl Guacamole Extravaganza over on the mothership.

It’s really, really good guacamole.