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Pretty sure this means I’m falling asleep during CAPTAIN AMERICA. (at Dog Haus Biergarten Pasadena)

Pretty sure this means I’m falling asleep during CAPTAIN AMERICA. (at Dog Haus Biergarten Pasadena)

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Beer cocktails at Dog Haus, hefeweizen, bourbon, simple syrup lemon; IPA gin aperol jalapeno simple syrup lime  (at Dog Haus Biergarten Pasadena)

Beer cocktails at Dog Haus, hefeweizen, bourbon, simple syrup lemon; IPA gin aperol jalapeno simple syrup lime (at Dog Haus Biergarten Pasadena)

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Already starting to get peppers.

Already starting to get peppers.

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Like a true dinosaur, Moo wears the Penguin wedge logo for the playoffs. #LetsGoPens

Like a true dinosaur, Moo wears the Penguin wedge logo for the playoffs. #LetsGoPens

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Have listened to this soundtrack approximately a million times since my mom sent it to me in a care package in college. Decided it needed a better home.

Have listened to this soundtrack approximately a million times since my mom sent it to me in a care package in college. Decided it needed a better home.

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"How do we keep this valuable moss on a giant rock? You know we get a lot more for mossy boulders."

"How do we keep this valuable moss on a giant rock? You know we get a lot more for mossy boulders."

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Oh, you know what I learned today? Giant rocks are not cheap.

Oh, you know what I learned today? Giant rocks are not cheap.

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Interesting revelation at the dermatologist today. Turns out I’m not white.

Interesting revelation at the dermatologist today. Turns out I’m not white.

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Second ten hour day of gardening means no guilt frying a platter of brussels sprouts for dinner.

Second ten hour day of gardening means no guilt frying a platter of brussels sprouts for dinner.

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Gardening tip: It is impossible to plant barrel cactii without swearing every two seconds. Embrace your inner sailor.

Gardening tip: It is impossible to plant barrel cactii without swearing every two seconds. Embrace your inner sailor.

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The after shot of pulling out overgrown bushes and putting in agave and cactii (plus fireplace cap).

The after shot of pulling out overgrown bushes and putting in agave and cactii (plus fireplace cap).

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Success.

Success.

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You’re having fun and then the possum crashes your party and you have to tell it one of its offspring is a former-possum.

You’re having fun and then the possum crashes your party and you have to tell it one of its offspring is a former-possum.

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So the instant bonfire log works perfectly.

So the instant bonfire log works perfectly.

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Bry “What are we celebrating?” Me “Find three filets on managers special at Gelsons for under $20.”

Bry “What are we celebrating?” Me “Find three filets on managers special at Gelsons for under $20.”