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Just under the wire.

Just under the wire.

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After. Like a dozen more aloes to vertigate. Going to have a fourth job selling aloe at stop lights and farmers markets.

After. Like a dozen more aloes to vertigate. Going to have a fourth job selling aloe at stop lights and farmers markets.

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Before…

Before…

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Go baby praying mantis! Eat what is ravaging my mint!

Go baby praying mantis! Eat what is ravaging my mint!

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"This is the most perfectly toasted marshmallow of all time."

"This is the most perfectly toasted marshmallow of all time."

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Saturday night fire night.

Saturday night fire night.

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French toast, Romanian planchitas.

French toast, Romanian planchitas.

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Pretty sure this means I’m falling asleep during CAPTAIN AMERICA. (at Dog Haus Biergarten Pasadena)

Pretty sure this means I’m falling asleep during CAPTAIN AMERICA. (at Dog Haus Biergarten Pasadena)

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Beer cocktails at Dog Haus, hefeweizen, bourbon, simple syrup lemon; IPA gin aperol jalapeno simple syrup lime  (at Dog Haus Biergarten Pasadena)

Beer cocktails at Dog Haus, hefeweizen, bourbon, simple syrup lemon; IPA gin aperol jalapeno simple syrup lime (at Dog Haus Biergarten Pasadena)

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Already starting to get peppers.

Already starting to get peppers.

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Like a true dinosaur, Moo wears the Penguin wedge logo for the playoffs. #LetsGoPens

Like a true dinosaur, Moo wears the Penguin wedge logo for the playoffs. #LetsGoPens

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Have listened to this soundtrack approximately a million times since my mom sent it to me in a care package in college. Decided it needed a better home.

Have listened to this soundtrack approximately a million times since my mom sent it to me in a care package in college. Decided it needed a better home.

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"How do we keep this valuable moss on a giant rock? You know we get a lot more for mossy boulders."

"How do we keep this valuable moss on a giant rock? You know we get a lot more for mossy boulders."

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Oh, you know what I learned today? Giant rocks are not cheap.

Oh, you know what I learned today? Giant rocks are not cheap.

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Interesting revelation at the dermatologist today. Turns out I’m not white.

Interesting revelation at the dermatologist today. Turns out I’m not white.